February 2010

The Coca(ine) In Coke

Someone recently posed the question, "What flavor is Coke?"  Well, cola flavor, obviously.  But what flavor is "cola"?  Is there a magical cola root, from which we derive the taste?  I couldn't stop thinking about it, and I ended up having to research the question to save my own sanity.

First thing's first.  You have probably heard by now that Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine.  This is 100% true, although the amount was, in the words of a Coke spokesperson, "trivial."  And I believe this - particularly considering the patent medicines of the day, which were heavily laced with sweet cocaine.  I understand it was excellent for the digestion.

The French Easily Fake Out American Wine Drinkers

Everyone in the “Land of Freedom Fries” is more than aware that the French are snobs when it comes to their wine, their cheese, and their food. Because of this, today's news should come as no surprise:   “A dozen French winemakers and traders have been found guilty of a massive scam to sell 18 million bottles of fake Pinot Noir to a leading US buyer” for the very reason that they were under the (mistaken) impression that they could get away with it.


The 12 wine producers mis-labeled and mis-represented the expensive and popular wine in exports to the United States. How they were caught is telling both for the French and for the United States wine drinkers.

Hangover Avoidance Tips

The people who somehow or another always manage to abstain from drinking get more than a little sanctimonious about their non-drinking when around drinkers the day after a night out. While it’s always nice to have non-drinking friends who are willing and able to be the designated driver, it’s not as much when to listen to them gloat the next day as you pray to the porcelain God.


These same people would suggest not drinking at all as a method to avoid a hangover, but believe it or not, there are a few simple remedies to help out the situation, some of which are more obvious than others: