Mermaid Tears Vodka
If you've ever wanted to taste mermaid tears, now is your chance! Firebox has a new mermaid tears vodka that they say comes from real "shimmering" mermaid tears. It's a "dreamy ocean blue" color and is even glittery like you'd imagine mermaid scales to be. Firebox says that you should drink it on the rocks for the full experience.
As far as the flavor of the vodka, well, I'm not sure what mermaid tears taste like. Salt? Sea brine? Rainbows?
