At the end of a long, hard night drinking out on the town, it’s likely that you will have at least some alcohol on your body, your top, your jeans,  your purse, your man-bag, your Iphone, your Ipad, or whatever else you might happen to have with you. If you aren’t going out, however, and would like to pretend that you’ve been out for a wild night on the town in order to impress your friends, you can now use Zirh’s booze-inspired scented soaps.

We can all thank our lucky stars that Zihr has a few different choices in their booze soap line.  For those who prefer an Asian scent (or a Sake cocktail), you might want to try out the Sake Bomb, which supposedly smells like Lemon Grass and retails for a ridiculously expensive 15 bucks. Those who are more serious drinkers and like a little more bang for their buck in a cocktail might like the Zirh’s Long Island Ice-Tea soap, which reportedly smells like a combination between citrus and cola. YUMMY! The Screwdriver (unsurprisingly) is marketed as having a citrus-like scent.

Despite the inclusion of the cocktail names in the soap’s names, the Zihr website doesn’t say anything about whether any of the soaps smell like alcohol. A lot of specialty soaps smell like alcohol anyway, so it truthfully would not make much of a difference. If the alcohol scent is really important to you, you could probably put a little vodka in a spritzer bottle to spray on yourself when you feel the need. A warm Sake Spritzer could also do wonders to perk up tired skin and make you feel like you are out boozing when you’re at home or in the office.

I have a hard time imagining that the booze soaps will have much value to anyone beyond novelty.   As to whether or not the cleverly-named soaps are worth the 15 dollar price tag each is definitely questionable- that’s a lot of money to pay for a single bar of soap. That said, I do think the Zirh soap would look sufficiently nice enough in a glass soap dish to dress up a single guys’ bathroom, which always goes far in impressing in any single ladies that might be around because we all know that how a soap looks and is marketed is much more important than whether it actually cleans well, smells nice, and produces nice suds.