The Not-So Perfect Toast

Cheers!My old roommates who hailed from the red state of Wyoming could drink almost anyone under the table. Not only did they come from a land of good beef and beautiful mountains, they came from a land of drive-through liquor stores. (Great idea, huh?)

They taught me drinking games galore and my very favorite toast in the entire world. I don't recommend using it at weddings or funerals, but among friends with a good sense of humor, it is a definite crowd-pleaser.

Here's to you, and here's to me.

Best of Friends We'll Always Be.

And if We Ever Disagree,

F*&%@ You, Here's to Me.