We have all heard the questionable statistic about how many different types of urine can be found in bar nuts, but THIS STORY from America’s strangest state in the nation fricking takes the absolute cake. A Brazilian student, Adolofo Mosmann, in Florida allegedly peed into two cups and put the urine on a bar counter.

MMMMMMM? I don’t think so. Gross.

 What could he possibly have been thinking? The bar had restrooms and I’m sure that if the bar was occupied, there must have been a street or vacant lot in the vicinity where he could have urinated in a little more socially more acceptable place, but he chose to instead to pee right there and leave the urine on the bar counter as a generous tip for the bartender. Lucky.

I understand from the report that he was intoxicated and probably drunk as shit (or pee), but I’m not sure that this is normal. Is it really a good idea to jeopardize your student visa for the questionable joys of public urination by grossing out an entire drinking establishment?

Doubtful.

Was he confused? Was he under the delusion that he was giving a urine sample at the bar for medical purposes? Perchance some hot chick demanded a urine sample for medical testing for STDs? Or maybe he was angry about the service that he received from the staff, didn’t like Florida, or possibly just wanted a reason to escape the US?

Whatever his rationale was, Adolofo Mosmann attempted to re-enter the bar after being kicked out of the bar.  Although he was wearing a different shirt, the bar staff was still able to identify him and called the police on the 22-year-old student for trespassing the premises of the House of Blues Club, which is located near Disneyworld.

The story about the urine from Orlando has spread quickly across the Internet and discussion boards- the best comments I’ve seen relating to the story were actually on a Conservative Political Forum- one man told the story of an old high school friend accidentally drinking urine and another forum member had a great line about the strange story:
“It seems like someone got pissy about his urinating in cups......”

And, as a word of caution to any college students out there who may be reading this story, don’t get any bright ideas.